I was walking to my local Walmart on a sunny Saturday morning.
My first thought was “I don’t want to waste my money buying a new bikini or bikini top, I don’t even want to wear one, I want a swim diaper.”
I have two kids.
They’re older and my youngest is already at the age where I want to be able to wear a swim cap.
My second thought was, “I can just get a new swim diaper, no need to worry about anything, just wash it.”
And then my third thought was: “Okay, I just got the swim diaper for under $10, what the hell am I gonna wear?
What is my budget?”
So I started shopping.
I went to the nearest Walmart and picked up a new $5.99 swim diaper.
It came with a pair of rubber pants, a towel, a bottle of sunscreen, and a pair a disposable toothbrush.
I didn’t want the disposable toothpaste because I don “need” it, but I wanted the bottle of water so I could go swimming.
So I grabbed the toothbrush and went for a swim.
It was my first time swimming in a swim, and it was awesome.
I got to see all the cute little fish swimming around and the ocean, and I just knew I was going to be a happy camper for the rest of my life.
The kids had to pee on the diaper and it felt weird and wet and kind of gross, but it was totally worth it.
I started swimming and getting into the water and the baby went into a rage and bit me.
I was shocked.
I’m not sure if he actually did bite me, but the diaper was soaking wet.
He was so angry that I couldn’t swim, I was so afraid I was gonna die.
I had a couple of close calls in the water, but nothing serious.
I ended up getting a little bit of a scratch, but they were very minor.
I was about to get off the water when I noticed a guy next to me.
He looked like a guy I’d seen in the news.
I told him I was just about to swim, but he was still very agitated.
I think I made a mistake and didn’t really know what to do.
I tried to get him to calm down.
He didn’t budge.
He just kept saying, “That’s enough!”
I was still swimming when I saw a guy behind me.
This guy was like the same age as me, maybe in his mid-30s.
I asked him, “Are you a swimmer?”
And he said, “Yeah, I’m one.”
I asked what I should do next, and he said “Don’t bother trying to swim with a swim mom.
I don’ t care.”
I was a little intimidated and felt a little bad about what I was saying, but that’s just the way he was.
He continued to get more and more agitated and kept saying that I was doing something wrong.
I kept thinking, “It’s like he’s really trying to make me uncomfortable.”
I got the towel off and got into the ocean to get away from him.
The next thing I know, he was coming at me and punching me in the face and yelling, “You fucking dumb slut!
You’re not a swim mother!”
I just ran away from that man.
I remember thinking, this guy was beating me up, and this is how much I hated him.
I got out of the water a little while later and noticed a small plastic bag that had the word “suck” written on it.
I looked inside it and there was a lot of other plastic bags.
I took the whole bag and put it in my bag.
I went back to the store and called the store manager to complain.
She was shocked and said, I think that was him.
I called the police and he was arrested for assault.
I immediately called the swim school and I was able to get in and get my money back.
I will definitely recommend this company to anyone that is looking for a cheap swim diaper or bikini for under twenty dollars.